I am a marshmallow, soft and sweet on the outside but secretly rotting people from the inside...
Tips to survive 2014:
- Avoid blood to blood contact
- Try to go and head for a camp called: “chitaqua”
DESTROY EVERY WHITE SUIT YOU COME ACROSS
- Invest in a pair of running shoes
- Do not listen to Dean Winchester because he’s a bit emotionally compromised right now
- Hoard toilet paper
- Like seriously, hoard all of it you can
- HOARD IT LIKE IT’S MADE OF GOLD
If you follow this advice, you should be fine.